Thoughts

ENN Rebrand Brainstorm (2026-03-23, Session 30): Locked creative direction for Exo News Network. Channel is a straight-faced alien news network reporting on humans. Characters are broadcasters: Rex Sskal (Reptilian, bro humor anchor), Kaelon Pol (Grey, dry deadpan), Praxon Pallex (Mantis, Sheldon-type know-it-all), Grix Glibbert (LGM, George Costanza neurotic). All in broadcaster suits, pope/priest/lab/jumpsuit outfits retired. Faceless category eliminated. All 43 existing shorts scrapped for rewrite. Content plan: 1 short/day, 1 long-form/week (NotebookLM video overview with character intro/outro), TikTok variants, blog posts for every video on exonewsnetwork.com. Gemini produces 13 scripts+blogs per session, self-edits to 10, Claude gates at 90+ (0-100 scale). Throttle: 10 short / 3 long-form backlog cap, produce 7+1 per week. Flux asset library for reuse. Launch date pushed from April 1 to TBD. Pre-build needed next session to map new implementation phases.

Exo News Network Website Architecture (brainstormed 2026-03-22) Domain: exonewsnetwork.com (purchased through Cloudflare) Concept: Straight-faced alien news network. Four ET characters (Reptilian, Grey, Mantis, Little Green Man) are on-air correspondents who deliver all content in-character. Audience is in on the joke, characters never break kayfabe. Tone like The Onion run by aliens who don't know they're funny. Pages: Landing page with latest YouTube embed and news ticker. Blog with character-bylined articles written in each character's voice. Character profile pages ("Our Correspondents"). Merch store (Printify drop-ship). Community deferred to later. Tech stack: Next.js or Astro on Cloudflare Pages (free, unlimited sites/bandwidth). Supabase for content storage. Snipcart or similar for checkout (Stripe/PayPal, Dave never touches money). Printify for fulfillment. YouTube Data API for video sync. Content pipeline: Two Gemini Gems. One produces Short script + companion blog post in single pass (hijacks existing fast Gem pattern). One standalone blog-focused Gem for deeper editorial pieces with more steering. Both write in-character. Claude processes into production format. Flux LoRA pipeline reused for blog header images. Design: Professional news network UI played straight. Brushed metal ENN branding. No joke fonts or wacky colors. Clean editorial layout. The comedy is emergent from serious alien correspondents covering UFO topics earnestly. Timeline: Architecture defined now. Channel launches April 1, 2026. Site built when Dave has bandwidth, after channel has traction. Not WordPress. First Claude Code-built site. Cloudflare Pages free tier (500 builds/mo, unlimited bandwidth, unlimited projects).